Ladies...

There's something going on and I'm trying to understand it.

I must have been in deep sleep when most people in the world were made authority on how and what ladies NEED to do or be doing to get/attract/keep/trap a man.

Arrrrggghhhhh!!!

The next time I see a Facebook post or Tweet or Instagram beginning with "Ladies" and accompanied by some (usually very obvious and unnecessary) advice for "single" ladies, I might go all Solange on their behind (help me Lord!!).

Okay, I think I'm done.

Signed,

Management.